Britain’s Most Dangerous Dogs


Britain’s most dangerous dogs You think that the worst dog to have as a pet would be an American pit bull, or a Doberman, or a Rottweiler, but you’d be very wrong. Here are the 9 most dangerous dogs in Britain! 9, Staffordshire bull terrier You might say, ‘staffies aren’t dangerous, they are friendly and good natured’ and that’d be true, but they look scary, and that’s enough! 8, Alsatian If you like this dog you’ll call it a German Sheppard, but a different name doesn’t stop it from being evil, and it is evil. 7, Labrador Contrary to what bog roll adverts and blind people say, Ladradors only look cute so they can catch you unaware and bite your arm off! 6, Rhodesian Ridgeback This dog was designed to kill lions, so I shall take the closed minded approach and tell you that it is more dangerous than sticking a hand-grenade up your arse! 5, Border Collie Collies love work, and are commonly known as the most intelligent of dog breeds, if you find both these characteristics in humans, they are usually megalomaniacs. 4, Poodle Poodles daft, and if you have one, someone is probably going to beat you up. That makes it a liability! 3, Boxer This dog-friend would be okay if it could stop leaving spit and mucus everywhere, but it can’t and you never know, it might have AIDS or something. 2, Jack Russell If you are a rat then it’ll kill you for fun, but what if you look like a rat? 1, Great Dane ‘How can Scooby-doo be a threat?’ you might ask, good question, but if you are being

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Jul 24, 2010 | 25 | Most Dangerous Dogs

25 Responses to “Britain’s Most Dangerous Dogs”

  1. gardenspoon Says:

    @FallingandRunning Well thank you, glad you found it amusing :)

  2. gardenspoon Says:

    @harley84fly Yes I know, and it wasn’t ‘designed’ either. This video isn’t supposed to be taken seriously :)

  3. harley84fly Says:

    The Ridgeback was not designed to kill Lions but bread to chase them up a tree or so and the hunter would do the killing.

  4. harley84fly Says:

    the ridgeback was not designed to kill lions but to chase them up a tree os so n the hunter would shoot the lion.

  5. FallingandRunning Says:

    This is hillarious. The explanations, the music, the graphics aren’t always the best but the delievery is good.

  6. gardenspoon Says:

    @HarveyEspatchelowe I’m still waiting for someone to correct me on this video ;-)

  7. HarveyEspatchelowe Says:

    OH! Great one! Plenty to consider…great music too!

  8. littlegalah Says:

    @JasonMiliband your spelling is atrocious, you definitely need more pedagogy.
    Prince Charles is not a good guy, he is a turd. He cheated on his wife. Good guys dont cheat on their partners. If you want to be critical, Prince Charles can never become king because he is divorced.

  9. tomken8dy Says:

    @gardenspoon
    Which one?
    The animated cartoon or the one who
    died in late 2001 of kidney failure?

  10. gardenspoon Says:

    @JasonMiliband ‘langwidge’?

  11. gardenspoon Says:

    @tomken8dy Oh I see, not friends with Obama then? ;-)

  12. gardenspoon Says:

    @JasonMiliband Jason, you’re a muppet, that Subaru of yours hasn’t gone anywhere in months.

  13. NEVERMORExxxxx Says:

    @JasonMiliband killing his dog will be a bigger penalty.

  14. tomken8dy Says:

    @gardenspoon
    Washington, DC was built on a swamp and it still stinks.

  15. JasonMiliband Says:

    @littlegalah i know prince chales is a gud guy and if u cant speek the langwidge thats yor falt
    i dint do a level’s i got a job

  16. littlegalah Says:

    @JasonMiliband you obviously failed your A levels the correct spelling for Camilla is Camilla. Not Cammilla.
    She was the other woman in the relationship, which automatically makes her a dog. Prince Charles a cheating turd. That is the fact of it.

  17. JasonMiliband Says:

    @NEVERMORExxxxx ye i can run him over wit my car, is see him every day walking that dog

  18. NEVERMORExxxxx Says:

    @JasonMiliband with great pleasure. I will be very grateful!

  19. NEVERMORExxxxx Says:

    @gardenspoon -three cheers to you!

  20. JasonMiliband Says:

    @NEVERMORExxxxx if u want i can kill in he lives neer me

  21. gardenspoon Says:

    @tomken8dy What, is Washington a bit like over ‘ere then?

  22. gardenspoon Says:

    @NEVERMORExxxxx vodka is it then, cheers

  23. tomken8dy Says:

    @gardenspoon Or Washington

  24. NEVERMORExxxxx Says:

    @gardenspoon you really know I hate beer–only cold vodka could help
    after this crime.

  25. gardenspoon Says:

    @NEVERMORExxxxx Or, you could just get drunk. A beers solves many problems, only wish I had some.

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